Pirates of the Caribbean
A slow boat through a town having the worst night of its life. Thirty-four animatronics, and not one of them idle.
Park News
Construction updates, opening announcements and what we are building next.
“it’s a small world”
A boat through every country on earth, all of them singing the same thing.
Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin
A spinning cruiser with a laser cannon and a score you will argue about afterwards.
Frozen Ever After
A boat through Arendelle, with one backwards drop you will not see coming.
Gran Fiesta Tour Starring The Three Caballeros
A boat ride inside the Mexico pyramid, cool and dark and nearly always walk-on.
Haunted Mansion
A doom buggy tour of a house with far more residents than rooms.
Journey Into Imagination With Figment
A tour of the Imagination Institute, hijacked more or less immediately.
Mickey & Minnie’s Runaway Railway
A trackless ride that steps through a cartoon screen and does not come back out.
Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run
Six of you fly the ship. It goes as well as six people flying a ship usually goes.
Mission: SPACE
A launch to Mars in a centrifuge, with a gentler orbit for anyone who would rather not.
Na’vi River Journey
A boat through a bioluminescent forest, ending at a figure worth the queue on its own.
Peter Pan’s Flight
A pirate galleon suspended from the ceiling, flying out over a miniature London.
Remy’s Ratatouille Adventure
A trackless ride at rat scale, through a kitchen that is suddenly enormous.
Spaceship Earth
A slow climb up the inside of the geodesic sphere, through the history of communication.
Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance
Four ride systems in sequence, which is why it takes so long to explain and so long to build.
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
A honey pot ride through a blustery day in the Hundred Acre Wood.
The Seas with Nemo & Friends
A clammobile ride that ends in a genuine aquarium.
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
A hotel lift that stopped being a lift some time ago. The drops are randomised.
Under the Sea – Journey of The Little Mermaid
A clamshell ride down beneath the waves and back again.